disguised & customized (27/100)

Just act normal. No sudden movements. I mean, I’m going to a costume party; it’s normal for people to react the way they are. Riding the subway like this doesn’t make me weird. It’s supposed to be funny- it is funny. Do I look like I’m going to Times Square, to parade around like one of those mascots? Could you imagine? That would be pathetic. Everyone knows what I’m wearing wouldn’t even meet the Times Square criteria. You can’t be a random animal and expect people to take their photo with you. You have to be Mickey Mouse, or Tweety- a well known, cartoon animal. Not that it’s anyone’s business, but I’m dressed for the party and it just so happens to be a jungle theme. Chances are all the other girls are wearing skimpy, tasteless jungle pattern ensembles. I refuse to do the same thing. I’m thinking outside the box, and I know that it’ll pay off. Everyone’s eyes will be on me, in a good way, not like this subway way. They just don’t get my sense of humor. A part of me feels like I should just inform everyone. Say something like: Don’t be alarmed. I am not a real gorilla. It is just a suit. There’s a zipper right here, see?